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Cliches Excluded From Literal Interpretion in the "Amelia Bedelia" Books
- Keep your eyes peeled
- Put your nose to the grindstone
- Kill two birds with one stone
- Eat crow
- Put that in your pipe and smoke it
- Cut off your nose to spite your face

Proof that Japanese people are easily amused

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Something awesome I found while surfing with my StumbleUpon toolbar...

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I'm not much for baby pictures, but ( This one made me laugh )

Scottish IVF clinic closing after running out of sperm.

The best quote:
The clinic's spokeswoman, Sandra Kant, said: "It's just impossible to buy sperm - we've tried every unit in the country."

What is love? Baby don't hurt me.

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This is disturbing.

Okay, NOW it's paper time.